Crash (left), Burn (right) and aRTy
Matt (aka “Crash”) and Neil (aka “Burn”) are old college buddies who spent a significant amount of their time at college making mischief. So much mischief, in fact, that they and their two good friends Sean and Phil were collectively dubbed “The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse” by the then Dean of Students at their alma mater. A frequent use of the Four Horsemen’s time (that might otherwise have been spent studying) was to serve as the school’s informal auto club, repairing students’ broken-down cars, jumping dead batteries and digging tires out of the ice. The Four Horsemen also were known to procure beaters abandoned by former students and restore them for personal pleasure and profit.
(Other should-have-been-extracurricular activities for the Horsemen included rapelling into third-story dorm windows bearing birthday cakes for girlfriends, playing marathon rounds of billiards, eating copious quantities of barbecue and plotting the overthrow of third-world governments.)
Twenty years later, upon learning about the BABE Rally, Crash and Burn saw an opportunity to reclaim a small portion of their mis-spent youth. Thus, the Team Two Horsemen of the Carpocalypse was born.
Bios of “Crash” and “Burn” coming soon.
